So... unrelated to poetry, unless you count word economy, cleverness, and snark as poetry, is this: six-word reviews of all 763 South by Southwest bands. A few examples:
Citay: Open wide for this, NPR listener!
El Jesus De Magico: I have just become an agnostic.
Freshkills: They took on songwriting... and lost.
Iota: Grrrg glb alg grrnk fffbf jfffddd.
Lindsay Jane: Let's go cry in my dorm.
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